It's a Shame About Ray

It's a Shame About RayMy dad, Ray, jabbed steroids into Beyonc's butt when she lost her voice the day of her stadium show. My dad jumped into Sydney Harbour to save my brand new red Power Ranger toy. My dad made his own jam, muesli and sourdough bread. My dad protected me from cockroaches, but he never, ever killed them. My dad once covered for so many of my demerit points that he lost his own licence and had to ride a bicycle to work for a year. My dad tended a worm farm