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My Stomach Hurts and I'm Mad at the Government T-ShirtI'm going to howl like a dog and play sad accordion music. Made from pre shrunk ring spun cotton for an ultra soft feel and it fits like a standard band tee; not too snug and not too baggy with straight sides for a little bit of looseness in the shoulders and waist. Suitable for wearing out on the town or lounging around the homestead.
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★★★★★ 5
Rope chew
Size: Medium (23.60")
It’s perfect for an over aggressive dog chewer, especially a puppy has worked phenomenally. Well he has not chewed through it, which is amazing. We’ll get it again, but a bigger one as he grows.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 6, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Good quality and non toxic
Size: Small (12.00")
Nice that’s it’s natural rope untreated and My dog Gabe loves them. He goes through one every two months!
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Reviewed in the United States on March 30, 2026
★★★★★ 1
Tiny mop
Size: Small (12.00"), Size: Small (12.00")
It only lasted about 30 minutes with my medium size English cream retriever now it looks like a tiny mop, completely shredded a waste of money
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Reviewed in the United States on February 18, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Price is right for a dog that chews other toys up fast`
Size: Small (12.00")
Good inexpensive toy for aggressive chewer.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 9, 2026
★★★★★ 3
DOG TUG OF WAR ROPE
Size: Medium (23.60")
A little too short, but very tuff tough the ends unravel
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Reviewed in the United States on August 9, 2025
